sábado, 21 de fevereiro de 2009

Vale a pena ouvir de novo? Debut da Sheila Mello - Água


Olá pessoal





Vocês devem estar pensando, o que essa loira esta fazendo no Jstation? Simplesmente não pude aguentar e tenho que escrever sobre esse "single", então vamos lá. Até que eu tentei fazer uma pesquisa sobre o clipe e do por quê da empreitada musical da ex-loira do tchan, mas tudo em eu encontrava no google eram pessoas ridicularizando o clipe dela e fotos dela pelada (no deserto do mexico/vestida de colegial/no chuveiro/ etc...) , logo acabei desistindo de saber mais sobre a música.

Pelo que eu descobri o clipe foi lançado em 2006 e na época cogitavam um feat do namorado que Scheila tinha na época, Alexandre Pires, mas o mesmo tinha uma carreira a prezar e preferiu não se intrometer, vale salientar que pouco tempo depois do lançamento do clipe o relacionamento dos dois teve o fim....



Poderia perder todo o meu tempo escrevendo sobre tudo de bizarro que tem nesse clipe, mas se vocês querem ler mais é só jogar no google que vão achar centenas de blogs comentando o assusnto. Fiquem com o "PV":



Detalhe  pra total falta de nexo das cenas

0:07 - Opá vai ser a força neh
0:08 - Chamou as amiguinhas pra casa, hum vai rolar muita água ai
0:14 - Deixa eu entender. O pretexto do clipe é um racha?
0:19 - detalhe pro olhar sedutor da xeila
0:20 - única cena de pegação até agora, o ator tah chupando o pescoço da xeila
0:24 - Nossa isso tem coreografia, com direita a backvocals cantando ohuohouh
0:30 - Primeira vez? ahauhauhaua
0:39 -  Saca só a mão da xeila quase lá
1:08 -  Faria mais sentido ver ela se afogando
1:16 - O cara tocando violino no meio da rua!! muito nonsense
1:57 -  Até aqui só a xeila cantando versos pornográfico e cenas se repetindo, destaque pra cara de biquinho e o cabelo jogado na cara.
2:02  -Melhor parte ahauhauhauha
2:22 - As caras e bocas do modelo me fazem pensar no que ele estava pensando ao ver a xeila dançar no clipe
2:27 - cara de orgasmo

Na minha humilde opinião o clipe merece 1/5. Pros(as) inocentes a agua que o clipe se refere não é a agua que cai da pia, se trata do famoso squirt( os(as) tarados devem saber bem o que é) 




Tracklist do CD 4 elementos

1- Água
2- Água (Remix)
3- Bateu um vento
4- Pegando fogo
5- Transbordando de prazer
6- Perdendo o selinho feat Carol Miranda
7- Swing(cover das Ronaldinhas)
8- Tsunami
9- Terremoto com você

BONUS TRACKS (só são liberadas se você aguentar escutar o cd todo)
10- Insípida
11- Ventania 
12- Água (versão axé)


A tracklist pode ser fake, mas a música dela é ruim de verdade

Vale a pena ouvir de novo?

hum... NÃO

Até mais....

22 comentários:

Tami disse...

Eu LOL'ed.
1º CARA EH A SHEILA MELLO /falaserio
2º EH A SHEILA MELLO /so por isso eu já mudaria a estação do radio
3º isso eh velho d+ /o jmusic tah tão ruim assim pa vc ter q apelar pa isso?

4º amigo eu gosto do seu blog mas esse posto foi...

FIM DE CARREIRA!!!! /fikdik

Ryo disse...

ah não me aguentei

precisava dar uma nota ruim pra alguem na falta de musica sruins na cabeça tive que recorrer a xeila

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mkasdmsakdmasdk
essa musica mereçe grammy/exagerei.

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